yes yes. well the blog was pretty F'ed up for a while and it may still be a bit dodgey but i have not posted shit because of the skecthy ness.
but i feel bad about and if you do read this you have probably given up on me.
instead of content i will now inform you of my summer hot list:
High Fives- im briging this back. its my greeting of choice. im not talking like someone holds their hand out to the side and you half ass slap it. this is the real shit. hand outstretched over the head coming together to make a thunderous slap. putting forth this effort makes the greeting feel more personal and intense. air high fives dont count you gotta come together and feel it in your heart. and hugs are a close second.
speaking of intense things,
the joke "hey did you hear about the circus?" "it was intense [IN Tents]" can be used everywhere. "that movie i saw was intense" "really? i thought it was in a theater"
so hott right now- i say this too much. Zoolander moogatu says "hansel. so hott right now, hansel" so now everything takes that form. "high fives, so hott right now, high fives" "the circus, to intense right now, the circus" note that "hot" is soooo hot its spelled with two T's, "Hott"
people on their cell phones- no matter who it is you have to say "who you talking to?" over and over untill they tell you who it is. and then when they tell you no matter who they are talking to you have to say "tell them i said hi"
NOTE: if you are the person on the phone and you are in on the game, when someone says "tell them i said hi" you change it to "[insert name here] said [insert anything but "hi" here]"
ex:
higuy: hey who ya talking to?
phoneguy: im talking to otherguy
higuy: tell other guy i said hi
phoneguy: higuy says he thinks you mom is hot
[end scene]
alternately if higuy says "tell otherguy i think his mom is hot [or ANYTHING else]" then phoneguy says "higuy says hello"
text messaging- so hott right now, text messaging
i sure there are more summer meme type things. i dunno what you would call these but these are things ive been doing/saying this summer. cheers and i will have real content real soon.
Posted by nate at July 20, 2003 05:31 PM | TrackBack